June 2011
2 posts
Got my test results back today: nothing, nothing t’all. Oh well. My doctor actually asked me if I was still experiencing the pain, like I was being overcautious with my non-existent health coverage and the testing was a formality. Fuck, the days between scheduling that shit and hearing the results were the closest I’ve gotten to worrying about this. My bones and organs are fine,...
I went to the doctor the other day. My mom always asks me if I’m SURE I want to go by myself. Uhh, yes, once I’m old enough to want to puke in solitude, I’ll go to the doctor’s by myself. I don’t know what part of a doctor’s visit my mom’s presence would improve, I’m already pretty good at sitting on paper and being poked in the torso a little too...
May 2011
7 posts
Bitch, Bitch, Bitch.
Okay, I had two essays due today for two different classes. One was about Consumerism in modern America, and the other was a summary of a group presentation for English. Yesterday afternoon was spent researching for the presentation and making a few powerpoint slides. The ‘leader’ of my group asked me to do a summary on the book’s characters, but then changed her mind and asked...
Things I notice when I stay up all night.
-My ability to work after 2 a.m. is directly proportional to the number of people I’ve told I will work after 2 a.m. Procrastination is a given, it doesn’t really affect my self-worth since I’ve been successfully getting away with it since 4th grade. Creating (entirely fictional) guilt structures based on other people’s expectations is a lot more effective.
-I judge the...
Yeah okay I'll complain about something, fine.
These are things that, ironically enough, I don’t tolerate. First up,
-People that correct other people that incorrectly label things “ironic.” There are three types of irony: verbal, situational, and dramatic (wikipedia that shit if you don’t believe me). Even if it’s not in the way the speaker intended, a situation is usually ironic in at least one sense. ...
