May 2011
7 posts
May 23rd
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May 17th
May 17th
476 notes
Bitch, Bitch, Bitch.
Okay, I had two essays due today for two different classes. One was about Consumerism in modern America, and the other was a summary of a group presentation for English.  Yesterday afternoon was spent researching for the presentation and making a few powerpoint slides.  The ‘leader’ of my group asked me to do a summary on the book’s characters, but then changed her mind and asked...
May 16th
Things I notice when I stay up all night.
-My ability to work after 2 a.m. is directly proportional to the number of people I’ve told I will work after 2 a.m.  Procrastination is a given, it doesn’t really affect my self-worth since I’ve been successfully getting away with it since 4th grade. Creating (entirely fictional) guilt structures based on other people’s expectations is a lot more effective. -I judge the...
May 16th
May 15th
8 notes
Yeah okay I'll complain about something, fine.
These are things that, ironically enough, I don’t tolerate. First up, -People that correct other people that incorrectly label things “ironic.”  There are three types of irony: verbal, situational, and dramatic (wikipedia that shit if you don’t believe me).  Even if it’s not in the way the speaker intended, a situation is usually ironic in at least one sense. ...
May 14th